UBM
several years ago, kel and i were having considerable difficulty unloading our 200+ pound TV from the back of our City Carshare truck. out of nowhere two, large black men appeared (one of them with a chihuahua) on the street and were like, "where do you want the TV?" and about 30 seconds later, they'd effortlessly lifted the TV from the back of the truck and into our living room. before we could offer them a beer or a blowjob, they vanished. to this day it's almost like a collective hallucination.
well, UBM struck again. (only this time he was white). kel ran into our basement to find a big piece of lumber to act as a ramp to get our bikes out of the trailer. alas, all he found was a long 2x4. i was like, "i am NOT pushing my bike down a 2x4!" and literally 30 seconds later a voice from behind us says, "hey were you guys at thunderhill racing?... dude --- you're not going to try that with a 2x4 are you? i have a ramp at my house a block away, hold on..."
5 minutes later our bikes had a grand catwalk to descend to the street unscathed by our inexperiened, hamfisted asses.
UBM is my fucking superhero.
well, UBM struck again. (only this time he was white). kel ran into our basement to find a big piece of lumber to act as a ramp to get our bikes out of the trailer. alas, all he found was a long 2x4. i was like, "i am NOT pushing my bike down a 2x4!" and literally 30 seconds later a voice from behind us says, "hey were you guys at thunderhill racing?... dude --- you're not going to try that with a 2x4 are you? i have a ramp at my house a block away, hold on..."
5 minutes later our bikes had a grand catwalk to descend to the street unscathed by our inexperiened, hamfisted asses.
UBM is my fucking superhero.
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